lb_lee: a black and white animated gif of a pro wrestler flailing his arms above the words STILL THE BEST (VICTORY)
Mori: we have a rule here: when something terrible happens, we must resist the urge to go numb and paralyzed, and instead reinforce our bonds to others and do SOMETHING to build morale and fight back, if only in our own minds.

So when that Big Buttfucking Bill passed and I found out early because Social Security sent me an ass-licking email lying about how Trump was personally benefitting ME, I was pissed, and I ranted to my roommates: “I AM GOING TO EAT THIS MAN IN EFFIGY.”

And they said, “sounds good, can we join?”

WHY YES YOU CAN. )
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I finished textually transcribing and posted Ro and Joanna Piekarski's zine, Trail Cooking: Clean and Green, published in 1995 and seemingly impossible to find. I found it in a free box, and while the Piekarskis are apparently the kind of people who categorize raisins and unsweetened carob chips as "dessert," their thing about light, cheap, vegetarian backpacker food seemed like it shouldn't be totally lost to the void.

Check it out if that interests you!

VAG MOMO

Jun. 12th, 2025 07:57 pm
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We were at the nearby Indian grocery store to stock up on yogurt (only they sell it in the giant quantities we require), when Biff noticed something new: enormous Ziploc bags filled with clearly-homemade momo (Nepalese dumplings). There are a few momo joints around here; maybe it's some sort of mysterious shadow kitchen thing?

Anyway, there were tons of these big gallon-size Ziploc bags, crammed full and tersely labeled in Sharpie as to their contents: (halal) BEEF, (halal) CHICKEN, and... VAG (veg).

It's Pride. We bought the VAG MOMO.

And guys, they were delicious. So flavorful! Cabbage, carrot, (probably?) chickpeas, onion, cilantro (we think), herbs and spices. We've bought bags of potstickers from the (southeast) Asian groceries around town, and they tended to be pretty bland. Nice, but bland, so we took to cooking them with sauces to flavor them up. But these? These packed all the flavor they needed. More support for the "ghost kitchen" idea.

They were expensive ($32), but they were so worth it. That bag will last us a long time; we spent half the bag feeding us and two roommates tonight, and we had leftovers, so that's an easy six meals' worth in one bag, a good treat item. And if I'm going to shell out for food, I'm happy to be giving it to my local Indian grocery and this mysterious momo chef!
lb_lee: Rogan drawing/writing in a spiral. (art)
by Ro and Joanna Piekarski
Illustrated by Cathryn Clark

* total vegetarian, low fat
* hearty, healthful, and delicious
* lightweight and inexpensive
* quick and easy
* no-soap cleanup
* keeps the garbage out of your body, your pack, and the environment

Copyright 1995
Golden Glow
192 Porter Road
Morrisonville NY 12962

Trail Cooking - Clean and Green



You're about to discover that you can enjoy delicious, healthful, quick-and-easy, "all-you-can-eat" food while hiking, bicycling, or canoeing, without any overpackaged, undersized, overpriced prepared "camping foods." All it takes is access to a good natural foods store or coop and some planning.

Table of Contents:
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner:
One-Pot Dinners
Quick-Cooking Grains
Freeze-Dried Tofu
Enhanced Rmane
Other Soup-Based DInners
Instant Taboluli
Instant Hummus
Rojo's Best Burgers and Buns
Cornmeal, Beans, and Salsa
Beverages
Dessert

Breakfast )

Lunch )

Dinner )

Snacks )

Beverages )

Desserts )
lb_lee: Mori making a ridiculous face. (mori)
Mori: I HAVE EATEN A PIGEON

IT WAS DELICIOUS

AT LONG LAST ITS POWERS ARE MINE 
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It's shroom-hunting season! And thanks to a local forager, we found ourself in possession of half a soccer ball's worth of Hen of the Woods, AKA Maitake. Biff decided to oven roast it, using a simplification of this recipe, and it was SO GOOD and so easy that we're sharing it here. (We had so much shroom that Biff ended up oven roasting a pan's worth of them, then stir-frying the rest with collards and bell pepper, and the oven roasting came out notably more delicious.) RECIPE! )
lb_lee: Mac and Rogan canoodling with a little heart above their heads. (love)
We got a couple requests for the recipe for Mac's uber-gay birthday pie, so here it is!  It is a version of the 'Lowfat Berry Pie' recipe from our copy of the Moosewood Cookbook, which is awesome and has lots of great recipes.  This pie is pretty easy, which is good when you're already making a big dinner.  It only takes about ten minutes after the pre-baking.


lb_lee: Mac and Rogan canoodling with a little heart above their heads. (love)

So, I guess Biff decided he really wanted to be on my good side for my birthday, so he planned this big delicious meal for me as a gift.  He baked a chicken, stir-fried some kale, and toasted some rolls, and the chicken came out amazing, but NOTHING compared to the amazingly gay pie he made me.  Seriously, look at this thing!

A delicious pink berry pie.

It's a raspberry blackberry pie.  Cost a fortune, all those berries, but oh man, so worth it.  This pie was AMAZING.  I'm going to want it for every birthday after this, because WOW.  The pie didn't last the evening.  RIP, pie.  You were much beloved.

Good job, Biff.  I like you.  You can stay.

--Mac
lb_lee: Mac and Rogan canoodling with a little heart above their heads. (love)
It’s me and Mac’s anniversary!  And so, in honor of our seven fabulous years together, we are posting the recipe for our wedding cake (which we are baking once again today)!  This cake is delicious, easy, and vegan! (Even though none of us are vegan, and neither was the couple who gave us this recipe.  Funny story.)

  1. Preheat your oven to 160 degrees C, or 320 degrees F.  Also grease your round cakepan.

  2. Mix the following ingredients:


  • 3 cups flour

  • 2 cups sugar

  • 8 tablespoons cocoa

  • 1/2 teaspoons salt

  • 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

3. Make three holes in your powder mixture, and in them put:

  • 2 teaspoons vanilla

  • 10 tablespoons canola oil

  • 2 tablespoons of vinegar

4. Pour two cups of cold water on top of this and mix.
5. Pour your cake batter into your pan and stick it in the oven for an hour.
6. Pull out your fantastic cake and ice it if you want. (Mac and I usually just glaze it with honey.)
7. OM NOM NOM NOM!

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