Most of it is basically what we remember--babysitting, Lawn of the Month, classifieds, neighborhood events, water rationing and fire safety... and then there's some weird stuff. Mostly of the "Suburban Gothic" variety, but some honestly just strange. Skimming a year and a half of this newsletter for photos, I learned...
- There are adults in our neighborhood who would chase teenagers in their car for knocking over trash cans. And have a car chase with the kids until the cops came. And then be called a superhero.
- Somebody killed a deer with a crossbow. And just... left the deer to run and die. (The newsletter reminded everyone that the neighborhood was not a hunting zone and to be nice to the animals.)
- The turtles in the pond get blamed for everything. Everything.
- Somebody got murdered and their body got dumped in the park, but don't worry guys, he wasn't one of the neighbors! The neighborhood remains safe! It's all good! (The turtles were not responsible.)
- People have very, VERY passionate feelings about who exactly is allowed to use the pool and basketball court. (The pool is now open to folks only with a keycard, which is just the strangest thing ever to me. I mean, I understand that this is a thing that happens, but really, were there truly that many people sneaking into the pool for nefarious purposes?)
- Texas is apparently God's country.
- People really want those turtles GONE. Nobody knows where they came from. Nobody knows why their population skyrocketed so. But nobody wants the turtles. The turtles have taken over. They're not even snappers or anything, just your usual red-ears, so I'm not sure what people's beef is with them.