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Title: Tucked
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: Grey finally recovers from her injuries, which means sex is back on the table.
Word Count: 13,600
Notes: Takes place directly after Red Roses Old Horses. From here on out, the Bob and Grey stories are kinky romance porn. If you'd rather not read that, then just stop at RROH, say, "over a year passed," and skip on to Calls With Vandorsky. If you want warnings/kink list, those will be in the comments. Okay? Okay. Onward!  Also, the cut text was originally inspired by this post by fuckingtranswomen.

Unsurprisingly, fucking Grey while she was injured was a bad idea, so they agree to have none until she recovers. Bob stays at her place, playing helper, cooking her real food, filling her spice rack. Since the pressure’s off, they play a lot of sexual twenty questions and spend an evening on the sofa just touching, learning each other’s bodies and playing Hot and Cold. (And tapping out when it gets too hot. It’s been a while since Bob’s had a slow burn going. It’s nice.)

Long drawn-out processing is where sex goes to die. )
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Calls with Vandorsky
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: The end of the adventure.
Word Count: 2800
Notes: Winner of Patreon poll. Late. Sorry. "Goodbye" takes place right before the events of The Start of a Beautiful Enmity, "Hello, How Are You?" after the events of Six Weeks to Recovery.

No one lasts forever. )

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Say Goodnight, Gracie
Series: Infinity Smashed
Word Count: 2200
Summary: Bob and Grey share a miserable holiday party and a secret.
Notes: Freebie.  Drinking and Christmas and post-9/11 jingoism, but nothing much intense.

Up until Thanksgiving, I hadn’t paid Grey enough attention to bother with the gaydar. Now though, I started getting a feeling, no matter how I told myself that government beef was for looking, not touching. The shaved arms, the Barbarian Barbara shirt… maybe I wasn’t the only one flagging rainbows amidst the navy blue.

The problem was, I couldn’t ask… or tell. Even ignoring PIN policy, Grey was about the only person in Ops I felt safe comboying for; I couldn’t risk that, not while I was stuck here waiting for the 9/11 dust to settle. My more subtle attempt at verbal hanky code bounced off—Grey showed no reaction to my reference to Barbarian Barbara’s (infamously queer) fanzines or fandom. But was that because Grey was straight, or because Grey was terminally square?

Christmas, kistch, and a Velvet Elvis museum )
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Thanksgiving Dinner
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: What it sounds like
Word Count: 1200
Notes: Freebie.

Bob’s apartment complex is only two stories high, shiny and new, and seems to be mostly inhabited by the younger techies of Silicon Alley. There are only two locks on his door.

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Thanksgiving Shift
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: Grey, Larkin, and Bob have a rough Thanksgiving shift.
Word Count: 3800
Notes: Freebie.  Would you believe I first started trying to write this mother in 2006?

Even though Grey knows it’s a bad idea, she and Bob spend Diwali trading candy back and forth. Despite everything, he warms up to her. She eats a lot of those cashew fudge things (they’re delicious) and even overcomes her fear of cooking enough to make a (slightly burnt) batch of peppermint bark. It’s an embarrassment compared to Bob’s offerings but she has to try. He’s lonely and sad, this holiday is important to him, and Management is being needlessly harsh forcing him to work through it. There was no kind reason for them to forbid the time off. It’s not as though Diwali runs on a skeleton crew.

Thanksgiving, however, does. Grey’s there by choice (she works all holidays), but Larkin’s only there grudgingly.

We give our thanks to Big Threesy )
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Marked and Gilded
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: Bob and Grey start chafing at the strictures of their workplace. Kink and sex. NSFW.
Word Count: 1560
Notes: Diptych freebie for fun. Plot is for the weak.

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Clever Hands
Word Count: 850
Summary: Grey knows the moment Bob starts liking her because that’s when Bob starts touching her.
Notes: Part of the big gender revision.  Minor changes otherwise.


Grey knows the moment Bob starts liking her because that’s when he starts touching her.

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Grey Gets a Life
Summary: Grey gets to know her coworkers… or doesn’t.
Notes: The cowboy record, in case you’re wondering, is Slim Whitman. The “yodeling horror” is probably his work best known to current-day audiences; it’s “Indian Love Call,” AKA the racist mind-blowing song in Mars Attacks! The other is “Secret Love.” Part of the big gender revision; there are a couple mild scene changes, but nothing huge.


When Andersen hires Grey for the PIN, it’s with the proviso that she keep her hands to herself.

It’s not a hard promise to keep. For the first few years, Grey is too busy trying not to wash out to care about anything else. Thanks to Vicky, she knows now that she can learn… but it’ll always take a while, and she can’t afford to lose this. Every trick Vicky’s ever taught her comes in handy.

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Made Useful
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: Grey has only ever been good at one thing, and then she meets the PIN.
Word Count: 2200
Notes: Freebie with awkward heterosexual sex. Takes place in 1976. Feel free to imagine the most hideous fashions available. Jesus, I can’t believe this is the first time Andersen and Vicky finally come up.

Grey has only ever been good at one thing, and that’s being in motion.

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Art dump, as reward for catching up on my online tasks. EDIT: some of the notes are illegible, so I just transcribed all of them.
Fart is just art with more air behind it. )
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IndyGrrl03
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: Bob hacks a douchebag and gets a new job in the process.
Word Count: 3000
Notes: Freebie for Found Wanting.
I never would’ve gotten the job if it hadn’t been for that damn SpecialestCarver. )
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Untitled ASMR Thing
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: Bob has done weirder.
Word Count: 500
Notes: This was originally going to be part of a big sketch dump, but this one had a short plotless bit of writing with it so gets separated out.  Takes place after Bob and Grey have gotten together, obviously.

“So, let me see if I’ve got this straight,” I said. “You watch a dead PBS guy paint happy little trees not because you have any interest in painting, not even because you think he’s hot, but because his voice gives you ‘tingles.’”

“Yes.”

“And it’s not a sexual thing.”

“No.” Grey looked rueful. “Women’s voices work better.”

“Huh.” I stroked my mustache. “Does anything else do it, or is it just the sound?”

Her rueful look deepened. She took one of my hands and brushed it over her hair. “This too.”

“Huh,” I repeated. So, not a voice kink then, or at least not just. “Well, I’ve got to say, I’m impressed, that’s a new one on me. Does my voice…?”

Now she looked awkward. “Sometimes. When you’re angry.”

I cracked up laughing.

“When you think they’re dumb, you…” she made the undulating gesture she’d made when first explaining it to me.

“No, no, I know the voice you mean.” One of the kids at my first job called it my babysitter voice. “You poor woman, and I was doing it all the time, back when I thought you were stupid…”

She only looked more embarrassed. “Wasn’t enjoying it…”

“I know, I know, just… hoo, no wonder you trolled me so hard.” I took off my glasses and wiped my eyes. “Want to try and do it on purpose for fun?”

I’d done goofier things for kink than talking like I was on Valium and petting what remained of Grey’s hair. The hard part was coming up with a topic to blather on about interminably without interruption or feedback. She told me I could pick whatever I wanted, since it’d all flow over her anyway. The tone was what mattered. It was hard to believe, but I decided to take her at her word and set on explaining in my most stultifying voice all my opinions on the Button Mash franchise.

Must’ve looked boring as hell from the outside, and I felt like a babbling fool, but it made Specialist Grey, human tension cable, melt into spacey, happy goo. Within five minutes, she was slouching over the table. After ten, it was the only thing holding her up. It was the damnedest thing. If she hadn’t had such a beatific expression on her face, I would’ve thought she’d fallen asleep.


She made a noise that approximated, “okay,” and fell asleep./>Bob babbles on about a video game series, the words of which are 80% blahblahblah, and pets Grey's hair.  Grey has a look of utter contentment and looks like she's about to fall asleep over the table they're sitting at, but in the nicest way.

Eventually, even I had run out of things to say, and my voice was starting to feel the strain. I wound down and tapped her on the shoulder.

“You still with me, Grace?”

“Mm.” She sat up, stretched luxuriously. “Thank you.”

I’d always wondered how the hell Grey maintained a bedtime of 8 PM—before sunset, in the summer. Turned out whatever fringe hypnokink she had put him right out. Made her cuddlier too.

When I said so, Grey mumbled, “not hypno,” into my side.

I patted her and booted up my laptop. “You better hope it is, or it’ll be damn difficult to research. I want to map this; this is fascinating. Can’t believe you laid a new one on me.”

She made a noise that approximated, “okay,” and fell asleep.
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Red Roses, Old Horses
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: Bob and Grey lose a coworker on Valentine's Day, freefall into Orwellian hell, and fall in love.
Word Count: 16,500
Notes: Freebie, and no context required; this is a rewrite of a VERY old story. Warnings at bottom. If you want to know what these characters look like, we posted concept sketches here. The song is that frat boy classic “Drink, Drink, Drink!” Also, thanks to VR Viking for allowing me to dick around with his car and a crowbar for purposes of artistic verisimilitude.


Jenny pulled up in her battered pick-up at 5:30 AM, all bouncy brown curls and schadenfreude.

“Happy Valentine’s Day, Bob,” she crooned.

I glared at her over my coffee and climbed in with a grumble. Witty comebacks had to wait until the second cup.

Drink, drink, drink, to eyes that are bright as stars when they're shining on me... )

Content warnings )
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Okay, it's time to just dump all this art; I keep just drawing more and fiddling and thinking it's not ready.  STOP IT BRAIN IT'S READY.  DONE BEATS PERFECT.

A scribbly pen doodle of our little brain avatar with a terrifying smile and dark-circled goggling eyes, shaking and chanting FINE FINE FINE FINE while a concerned-looking Rogan says "Oh brain no"
The rest is Infinity Smashed stuff )
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Forever, Right Now
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: You be forever, I’ll be right now.
Word Count: 1200
Notes: Freebie.  Takes place immediately after Tucked.  Here there be domesticity and porn. Kinda kludges and replaces “Habits Made” and “Habits Broken.”


By the time they’re done celebrating, it’s late and they’re tired. When Grey reaches for her keys, Bob mumbles, “Forget it,” and she falls asleep in his arms, forgetting her morning alarm until it goes off before dawn.

Bob burbles indignantly but doesn’t move. Grey reaches to turn off the clock radio.

“Hell time’s it?” Bob mumbles into the pillow.

“Four. I run.” She disentangles herself to reach for her clothes.

Bob keeps his face in the pillow. “You’re crazy.”

Grey pats him and heads out, leaving coffee as an apology.

She’s had the same routine for years: wake, stretch, run, shower, shave, breakfast. There’s comfort in the rhythm of her steps and pulse, the way her body wakes up and cooperates with itself, despite the wear and tear. It wipes the cobwebs from her mind and muscles.  Depending on the time of year, she gets to see the sun rise.

She’s been too injured to run before, so expects the sluggish resistance. New is the pull in her hips and thighs, the lingering languor. It feels good.

She should feel guilty, but she doesn’t. She knew what she was getting into, she made her choice, and now her body sings. Between breaths, she hums snatches of old songs. This won’t last, but it doesn’t have to. Right now, there’s the crisp pre-dawn air, the gravel under her shoes, and the memory of waking up with Bob’s arm over her.

When she returns home, pleasantly winded and sweaty, she finds Bob finishing off the coffee, dressed, shaved, and reading the paper. Not awake yet, but getting there.

“Morning,” he says without looking up. “Bathroom’s all yours.”

“Thank you.” Grey kisses his cheek, which she’s done before, but Bob jolts and watches her go. Grey’s barely in the bathroom for a second before he follows her in with a gleam in his eye and slides his hands around her hips.

“You look good,” he says.

Grey looks down at her knee brace, the gym shorts, the old Barbarian Barbara T-shirt. There’s nothing special about any of it. She gives Bob an inquiring look, but he’s busy kissing the bites he left on her shoulder and saying, “You smell fantastic.” Some parts of him wake up faster than others.

“Shower,” Grey reminds, tapping out on his shoulder. Bob sighs but lets her shoo him out. “Read the paper for me?” She likes his voice like this, soft and rough from waking up.

She leaves the bathroom door cracked so she can hear Bob read off articles while she showers, shaves, and dresses. When she comes out knotting her tie, Bob twines it through his fingers.

“You look good like this too.” He tugs her down by the tie and buries his face in her neck. “Smelled better before you showered, though.”

“Work.” But Grey doesn’t tap out.

“I don’t need as much warm-up as you do.” Bob’s wrapped her tie around his hand to hold her in place, and his voice is velvet. “We can still make it.”

He hasn’t tightened his grip yet, and there’s a question in his eyes. Grey swallows and squeezes yes.

“Good.” Bob fumbles behind Grey for a towel, rolls it, and tosses it on the floor for cushioning. “Drop.”

Grey kneels and reaches for Bob’s belt, but Bob stops her, holds her chin and tilts it up for a second to smile down at her.

“What?” Grey asks, and he lets go.

“Nothing. Just thinking you’re pretty on your knees.” He nods. “Go ahead.”

Grey sucks him off on the bathroom floor, and Bob pets her hair and talks through it in a voice that roughens and breaks the further along he gets. He gives plenty of warning before coming, but Grey just squeezes yes and takes it.

She’s about to stand when Bob puts a hand on her shoulder.

“Don’t swallow yet.” His hand moves to her mouth. “Open.”

Grey does and Bob slides his thumb in to open her mouth further and pet her tongue. He smiles at what he sees, makes a pleased, possessive sound, and heat surges through her.

Bob must see it; he chuckles and pulls out so she can swallow, grabbing a washcloth to clean up with. “Come on, if we hurry we can still make it in time.” He glances down and grins. “If you’re good, I’ll have you for lunch.”

She knows Bob is teasing, but she can’t help imagining it. Bob smirks at her expression, pats her cheek, and strides out the door.

They make it in time, Bob acts professional and restrained all shift, and the sound of his voice makes her crazy. She’s on the Comm floor the moment Darlene shouts, “First shift, clock out! I don’t care where you go, long as it ain’t here,” even though the other comboys eye her uneasily.

Bob smiles innocently as he adjusts his laptop bag. “No overtime, boss?”

Grey can’t grab Bob and drag him to the car. She has to keep her hands to herself until they arrive at her apartment and drag him to the bedroom instead. He cackles when she does it.

Bob stays the night again, sitting up in bed to play some indecipherable game on his laptop. Grey falls asleep with an arm over his belly, watching the letters and punctuation symbols do battle, and his clattering keyboard follows her into dreams. When she wakes up a split second before four, he’s curled against her back, arm tucked around her waist like he’s always been there.

When the alarm goes off, he groans and buries his face in her neck. “You’re crazy, but I’ll give you today.”

Grey squeezes Bob’s hand, gets up, and goes to put the coffee on.
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A Mountain of Afterfood
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: Thomas’s Treehouse neighbors discuss his people’s mysterious pooping habits.
Word Count: 900
Notes: Stupid and silly freebie done in response to the Pestilence and the Humanure Handbook. “Handsome Boy” is Thomas’s Treehouse name; Black Gold resembles a large dung beetle and its people have nigh-religious fervor about poop.


But where does the poop go???? )
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As requested by @pantha, Strong-Legs's angry chicken dance!
Stupid silly images behind cut. )
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Since I've been rewriting Red Roses, Old Horses, I decided to do proper reference sketches for the cast.  Y'all know what that means: ART DUMP!
Reference sketches behind the cut )
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First Human Contact
Series: Infinity Smashed
Summary: M.D. learned how humans work; now she learns how she works.
Word Count: 4200
Notes: This story was sponsored by the Patreon and LiberaPay crews.  The vote this month was split three ways, and this was one of the contenders. Since Infinity Smashed is having its twentieth birthday in a couple weeks (!), I exercised my blogly fiat and am posting more words than usual, plus I’ve edited every Infinity Smashed story preceding this one (except Number One and the UDC). Enjoy!


When I woke up, sore and grumpy, the rain had stopped and everyone else was up. And Raige was grinning as he shoved my own water bottle at me.

“Your cat is a cyborg!” he said. “That is the coolest!”

Gummy bears and friendship )

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