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This is the winner of the comics/art poll this month! Please enjoy this goofiness... and for added bonus, I'll add the sketch as well!

This was a silly 2016 cooldown sketch from back when I did livestreams. (I have been saying for years that I'd like to start doing them again, but sorry y'all, our art program just doesn't work on Linux. We haven't been able to do digital art on this comp reliably since we got it in Thanksgiving.)

( Biff is not a Pokemon... OR IS HE??? )

Crossposts: https://lb-lee.insanejournal.com/16999.html

Winner of the fan poll this month by a long go! Click the pics to enlarge them!

Mori flirts by bullying into Rawlin's personal space up against a wall, which Rawlin seems equally puzzled and thrilled by. Underneath, Biff points up to that scenario and retorts, "Man, who taught you to flirt?" to which Mori replies dryly, "You did."

Biff, too butch to clutch his pearls but clearly considering it, goes, "Wha? WHEN?!" to which Mori says "Dude," and points down to a series of thought bubbles filled with Biff's high-impact style of flirtation, including smacking Rogan's ass hard enough for a chiropractic realignment, saying, "Y'wanna fuck?" and also a gleeful Rogan squeezing his bicep and marveling at the beef on his boyfriend. Biff, surveying the thought bubbles, goes, "Oh, right, yeah. Forgot about that..." Mori throws up her hands. "You been with him TEN YEARS, ya tubesteak!!!"

Happy belated ten year anniversary, Biff and Rogan!

(And today, I learned that the Japanese term for that up-against-the-wall pose is apparently kabedon. I didn't include it in the alt-text because I have no idea how well-known that term is.)

Current Mood: silly
Crossposts: https://lb-lee.insanejournal.com/9164.html

Rage Against the Regime
Series: LB autobio
Summary: Biff rages out over politics, beats the shit out of a headspace wall, and then goes on a fetch quest to blow off steam.
Word Count: 1800
Notes: Winner of the fan poll this month! If you want to support writing like this (and have your votes count double!), check out our LiberaPay or Patreon! The book referenced is Burnout: the Secret to Unlocking the Stress Cycle, by Emily Nagoski and Amelia Nagoski. Content warnings for consensual sex and the American political everything.

( Hark, adventurer! If only my goat could be brought to my daughter across the sea... )

Mori: you know how some people got really into sourdough or birding because of COVID? Well, Biff got really into interior design.

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Mori: I saw a drawing with this slogan and rough composition somewhere on the Internet earlier this year, but it seems to have disappeared and I haven't been able to find it again. In fact, searching got me THIS as a result:

A screen cap of a Google search result. The search phrase was 'butches and trans men are brothers,' but the response is, 'Did you mean BITCHES and trans men are brothers'

No, Google, I did NOT mean that, but if the shoe fits, I might as well wear it, so I ended up drawing my own version. I also plan to make a "butches and trans women are sisters in arms" but until Poop Jail is done and Arisia is over, we have no spare drawing time.

Click to embiggen!

A colored drawing of Mori and Biff from the back, arms around each other, with the slogan Butches and trans men are brothers in arms. Biff has a red bandanna in his left back pocket; Mori wears a vest with a big lavender patch on the back with an inverted black triangle, a white labrys, and the words Butch In Total Control of Herself.

Current Mood: creative

Rogan: Hey guys, I'm working on a naughty comic right now, but here's a panel that isn't naughty at all!

This part of the comic covers apartment-hunting, and due to space constraints (this is a comic about boning, not apartment-hunting), I needed three "so messed up you'd rather be homeless than live there" apartments, and the messed-up-ness had to be easily visually conveyed in one wordless panel. The first two were pretty easy to come up with (filthy house, screaming roommates), but I was stumped for a third, so I asked my headmates.

Mac said, "Jesus."

Mori said, "Clowns."

Then their eyes got really big and they breathed together, "JESUS CLOWNS"

And so this happened. Click to enlarge:

Rogan and Biff throwing themselves towards the door out of an apartment that is tidy, with a smiling anonymous roommate, and COVERED with Jesus clown paraphenalia. There's a crucified clown, a praying, crown of thorn Jesus with face paint and red nose, praying clown hands, and slogans like LET THERE BE LAUGHS and NO HOMOS NO HEATHENS ONLY HAPPINESS.

Current Mood: accomplished

Mori: on Monday evening, while Rogan was pancaking after the Anarchist Book Fair (which became our biggest moneymaker of the year, gross AND net, holy shit) our roommates TIDYNADOED the apartment.

Everything is so clean now, guys. SO CLEAN. I could lick the countertops. And the house inspector came so now we have smoke alarms, and maybe other shit will get fixed! Biff just cackled and rubbed his hands together like the Devil meeting Donald Trump and went to reorganize the Tupperware drawer. (We all have hobbies.)

Another mouse got caught, this time by one of the roomies' old-school snapcrack traps. RIP mouse. Eat cheese in glory.

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Location: My nice clean apartment!

Mori: THE HEAT IS RETURNED UNTO US! HUZZAH!

Me and Biff descended upon the cabinets like a tidy tornado. We emptied, scrubbed, and container-ed three of the six cabinets. It took us roughly... four hours or so? (There is also the kitchen table and door rack to do. And the fridge, but the fridge is a problem for Future People, since it is already mouse/moth-proof.)

The baking cabinet was especially harrowing. Pretty sure we found both the Ark of the Covenant and Jimmy Hoffa back there, not to mention a LOT of bugs and multiple copies of expired food. (There were THREE different containers of honey.) On the plus side, we also were able to find some more containers to clean and put future food in, and put the (toxic, NOT TO BE EATEN) essential oils NOT in a food cabinet. The baking cabinet is now a glory to behold, instead of a mothwebbed horror.

GLORY!

Current Mood: accomplished

Rogan: Realized that I just... never uploaded some of the art Sneak and Mori cranked out for the Loony-Brain Primer, and assorted stuff that's been done for months, either because there was too much going on, or because the pandemic made . So here's some of it now.
( Headmate art and a botsona. )

Mori: Biff got sore about coin-op driers and decided to take advantage of the hot summer. We now have a clothesline, which costs eight loads of drying. It'll pay for itself within a couple months and we didn't need to hoard quarters to buy it. (Also clothespins and rope are handy for all sorts of crap, not just drying clothes.)

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Current Mood: content

Mac cut his hair. (Or rather, had Sneak do it for him.) It's now shorter than it's ever been, the whole time he's lived here.
( SO SHORT )

Current Mood: artistic

Mori: We'll see if he ever uses it. It's from the upcoming chapter 3 of Kelly Turnbull's Pipeburn Cafe. She was asking for submissions for background extras, and it's one of Biff's favorite comics, so Rogan decided to jump on it and win Boyfriend of the Year.

He appears standing in line, waiting to buy Gundams.

In the course of his Marie Kondo-ing his way through everything we own, Biff tackled our clothes. And he discovered something: we were wearing the equivalent of cheese pizza and vanilla ice cream.

Biff: "Okay, guys, what if we made it so everybody gets at least one fucking outfit they like. Not don't-hate, but like. And we got rid of all this shit nobody likes."

Us: "?!"

Biff: *holds up shirt* "Do ANY of you actually like this fucking thing?"

Us: "..."

Biff: *shoves into donate sack*

Us: "!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL WE WEAR"

Biff: "SHIT WE FUCKING LIKE THAT'S WHAT"

( Our magical clothes shopping adventure where nobody gets murdered in a fit of wardrobe wrath. )

Current Mood: accomplished

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Entries tagged with us:biff

Comic: Barred from Pokemon Forever

Comic: Freight Train Flirting

LB autobio: Rage Against the Regime

Cripping Interior Design

Butches and Trans Men are Brothers in Arms

Poop Jail Comic teaser!

THE HOUSE IS SO CLEAN

Battle of Mice and Moths, pt. 1

MORE art dumpery

Clothesline

Quick sketchdump: Moving and Mac's Haircut

Biff has a new icon!

Biff, Mori, and Miranda go dress shopping

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