Diagnosis: Ugly Dick in Ancient Greek and Rome

This post is grahamlore's fault and you should blame them.

So, for professional reasons, I found myself reading Frederick Hodges's "The Ideal Prepuce in Ancient Greece and Rome: Male Genital Aesthetics and Their Relation to Lipodermos, Circumcision, Foreskin Restoration, and the Kynodesme", and it proved fascinating reading, because man, the Greeks were the JUDGIEST BITCHES about foreskins.

( I hope you're ready to read about foreskins! Ancient Greco-Roman body shaming and antisemitism behind the cut, but this is overwhelmingly a very silly post. )