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The Shitty-Shitty Bang-Bang Heist (part 2)
Series: Infinity Smashed
Word Count: 10,800
Summary: Against medical advice, Biff takes a job far above his pay grade and everything goes wrong.
Notes: Part One is HERE. This story won the November, December, and January writing polls, and it was sponsored by the Patreon crew! More notes at the bottom.
Max Love’s house wasn’t just hideous. So was its lawn. It was fluorescent green, mowed within an inch of its life and methodically scrubbed of any dandelions or abnormalities, with an automatic sprinkler system cheerfully clicking along as though it wasn’t high noon in high summer in high drought. Apparently the water rationing didn’t apply to everyone.
( The heist begins! )
Series: Infinity Smashed
Word Count: 10,800
Summary: Against medical advice, Biff takes a job far above his pay grade and everything goes wrong.
Notes: Part One is HERE. This story won the November, December, and January writing polls, and it was sponsored by the Patreon crew! More notes at the bottom.
Max Love’s house wasn’t just hideous. So was its lawn. It was fluorescent green, mowed within an inch of its life and methodically scrubbed of any dandelions or abnormalities, with an automatic sprinkler system cheerfully clicking along as though it wasn’t high noon in high summer in high drought. Apparently the water rationing didn’t apply to everyone.
( The heist begins! )
