lb_lee: A woman pondering dicks (dicksdicksdicks)
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So, for those of you who may have wondered how the writer of Malleus Maleficarum knew "those witches who [...] collect male organs in great numbers, as many as twenty or thirty members together, and put them in a bird’s nest, or shut them up in a box, where they move themselves like living members, and eat oats and corn, as has been said by many and is a matter of common report?” There was polite skepticism as to the ability of penises eating corn and oats all by themselves, but I have ARTISTIC EVIDENCE OF THE TRUTH (courteously interpreted by my roommate, who for unknown reasons wishes to remain anonymous)!

Detached disembodied penises with chicken legs eating corn and oats, which is historically accurate as we all know thanks to Malleus Maleficarum.

Everyone say thank you to my anonymous roommate!
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