This is the only post I will ever make about Elon Musk.

[lb_lee]

You know, in these trying times, it is a comfort to me to know that despite my hardships in life, my challenges, and my lack of fancy things, I am still a happier person than Elon Musk.

It is a very weird thing to realize, since I'm a disabled weirdo who lives in a room only slightly bigger than my rich friend's hot tub. But I guess it's true that money can't buy everything.

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[lb_lee]

Mori: Man, I am still just fucking mad that this dude could've done ANYTHING HE WANTED FOREVER, competitive macrame, tractor-pulling, sculptures made entirely with belly button lint, and he's chosen THIS.

[lb_lee]

Rogan: Are you still mad about the Cybertruck

[lb_lee]

Mori: YES I WILL NEVER NOT BE MAD ABOUT THE FUCKIN CYBERTRUCK I FEEL LIKE I CASSANDRAED THIS SUMBITCH INTO EXISTENCE

[bodyetal]

you know, we opened this post fully expecting a mori reply about the cybertruck and we were not disappointed.

[lb_lee]

Mori: I regret my predictability.

[beepbird]

I can't see a cybertruck without thinking about I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck.

[lb_lee]

Mori: I got to touch one in the wild and somehow I resisted the urge to drop trou and rub my greasy sweaty ass cheeks all over the not-paint job. Somehow.

[gze]

shitty low poly PS1 car that never finished rendering

and now we too want to throw a piece of lunchmeat on one in summer to see what happens. Though ass cheek prints instead would be more hilarious tbh

-E (xey/xem/xeyr)

[wispfox]

"shitty low poly PS1 car that never finished rendering"

Yes. It _bothers me_ to look at it.

[acorn_squash]

Mori, I think you might like this Tumblr post about Cybertrucks in winter

[lb_lee]

Mori: I am sick with a sore throat and I am pleased to have you thinking of me so kindly in this trying time.

[acorn_squash]

I hope you get well soon!

Here are some more Tumblr posts dunking on Elon Musk:
(cw: animated gif) Tesla cars catching fire
Xitter's conflicts with a popular Japanese rock band
Smash or pass
Horoscopes
Son's name
SpaceX internal practices
(cw: hypothetical suicide) The Torment Nexus

[lb_lee]

Mori: I have raw onion, honey, tea, and Elon Musk bullshit, how can I NOT fail to recover?

"too much of a dick for heaven but not cool enough for hell" is what I'd have engraved on my tombstone except it was factually disproved.

[acorn_squash]

Just add [citation needed] afterwards and you're good!

[dismallyoriented]

You will be greatly amused/disappointed to hear about the hypotheticals game that my wife inflicted on me, roommate, and metamour sometime in October. This was in the context of a larger bit of throwing us cursed would-you-rathers and trying to get a 50/50 split in answers. But the key part of this was the question "Hey what would you do if you had an Elon Musk introject" and the entire lunch table burst into flames simultaneously.

[lb_lee]

Mori: I mean... as someone with a bunch of headmates what pulled from Piers Anthony, I feel like a Musk headmate would be a sad sumbitch what deserves pity (and who would likely hide his origins as quickly as possible).

But no cybertrukks allowed in my headspace.

[numinousdread]

Don't worry LB, there's still plenty of time to get addicted to posting reactionary opinions on Twitter!

[lb_lee]

Mori: I would rather eat my own organs raw using a plastic spork than join Twitter. It’d hurt less.

[sinistmer]

For those who crave entertaining musical parodies and Musk insults: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dbn419hXK2c

[lb_lee]

Mori: As I recover from a sore throat, I am forever grateful that my friends are thinking of me and nourishing my ailing soul with Cybertruck mockery. Truly, I am blessed with the best friends.

[sinistmer]

Happy to share! Feel better soon!

[acorn_squash]

For your viewing pleasure

[lb_lee]

Mori: ennnnh I heard that was a suicide bombing that got people hurt, I can’t enjoy that.