This is the only post I will ever make about Elon Musk.

[lb_lee]

You know, in these trying times, it is a comfort to me to know that despite my hardships in life, my challenges, and my lack of fancy things, I am still a happier person than Elon Musk.

It is a very weird thing to realize, since I'm a disabled weirdo who lives in a room only slightly bigger than my rich friend's hot tub. But I guess it's true that money can't buy everything.

Comments

[numinousdread]

Don't worry LB, there's still plenty of time to get addicted to posting reactionary opinions on Twitter!

[lb_lee]

Mori: I would rather eat my own organs raw using a plastic spork than join Twitter. It’d hurt less.