This is the only post I will ever make about Elon Musk.

[lb_lee]

You know, in these trying times, it is a comfort to me to know that despite my hardships in life, my challenges, and my lack of fancy things, I am still a happier person than Elon Musk.

It is a very weird thing to realize, since I'm a disabled weirdo who lives in a room only slightly bigger than my rich friend's hot tub. But I guess it's true that money can't buy everything.

Comments

[lb_lee]

Mori: Man, I am still just fucking mad that this dude could've done ANYTHING HE WANTED FOREVER, competitive macrame, tractor-pulling, sculptures made entirely with belly button lint, and he's chosen THIS.

[lb_lee]

Rogan: Are you still mad about the Cybertruck

[lb_lee]

Mori: YES I WILL NEVER NOT BE MAD ABOUT THE FUCKIN CYBERTRUCK I FEEL LIKE I CASSANDRAED THIS SUMBITCH INTO EXISTENCE

[bodyetal]

you know, we opened this post fully expecting a mori reply about the cybertruck and we were not disappointed.

[lb_lee]

Mori: I regret my predictability.

[beepbird]

I can't see a cybertruck without thinking about I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck.

[lb_lee]

Mori: I got to touch one in the wild and somehow I resisted the urge to drop trou and rub my greasy sweaty ass cheeks all over the not-paint job. Somehow.

[gze]

shitty low poly PS1 car that never finished rendering

and now we too want to throw a piece of lunchmeat on one in summer to see what happens. Though ass cheek prints instead would be more hilarious tbh

-E (xey/xem/xeyr)

[wispfox]

"shitty low poly PS1 car that never finished rendering"

Yes. It _bothers me_ to look at it.

[acorn_squash]

Mori, I think you might like this Tumblr post about Cybertrucks in winter

[lb_lee]

Mori: I am sick with a sore throat and I am pleased to have you thinking of me so kindly in this trying time.

[acorn_squash]

I hope you get well soon!

Here are some more Tumblr posts dunking on Elon Musk:
(cw: animated gif) Tesla cars catching fire
Xitter's conflicts with a popular Japanese rock band
Smash or pass
Horoscopes
Son's name
SpaceX internal practices
(cw: hypothetical suicide) The Torment Nexus

[lb_lee]

Mori: I have raw onion, honey, tea, and Elon Musk bullshit, how can I NOT fail to recover?

"too much of a dick for heaven but not cool enough for hell" is what I'd have engraved on my tombstone except it was factually disproved.

[acorn_squash]

Just add [citation needed] afterwards and you're good!