Happy Fucksgiven!

Mori: today, we helped a lady clean out her kitchen, and because it was full of great things, we trucked two big backpacks and five big bags of food, staples, and seasonings across town to the community fridge. It was HEAVY! Good thing Kitchen Lady donated a cart to the cause.

There were a bunch of other people at the community fridge, including a church lady offloading turkey dinners and pumpkin pie, and a lot of our stuff got claimed even as we were unloading it. (One Spanish-speaking family wanted ALLLLL the chocolate we had: chips, syrup, and two kinds of cocoa. Don’t know what they’re planning but by god it’ll be fuckin delicious!) The church food containers were neither dated nor labeled, and we had Sharpies on us so we marked all of them for reference. Feeling that we had damn well earned it, we swiped a pie slice and ate it with our hands like pizza, grabbed a pumpkin and some soup, and carted home the bags, backpacks, and new cart.

Biff is so fucking happy. We have fed so many people this month! And a merry fucksgiven to all!

EDIT from Biff (transcribed): I like doing this. I want to keep doing it.