The Absolutely Correct Story of King Baldwin IV

Mori: Lately, I've been on a kick reading about notable people with Hansen's disease, which is how I learned about King Baldwin IV, AKA Baldwin the Leper, AKA the dude who really didn't want to be king, shouldn't have been king, and kept being king anyway.

( I totally understood this story, I'm sure. This CliffNotes version is absolutely factual and would totally pass the most rigorous of sniff tests, I swear. )