Biff, Mori, and Miranda go dress shopping
Nov. 5th, 2019 04:04 pmIn the course of his Marie Kondo-ing his way through everything we own, Biff tackled our clothes. And he discovered something: we were wearing the equivalent of cheese pizza and vanilla ice cream.
Biff: "Okay, guys, what if we made it so everybody gets at least one fucking outfit they like. Not don't-hate, but like. And we got rid of all this shit nobody likes."
Us: "?!"
Biff: *holds up shirt* "Do ANY of you actually like this fucking thing?"
Us: "..."
Biff: *shoves into donate sack*
Us: "!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL WE WEAR"
Biff: "SHIT WE FUCKING LIKE THAT'S WHAT"
( Our magical clothes shopping adventure where nobody gets murdered in a fit of wardrobe wrath. )
Biff: "Okay, guys, what if we made it so everybody gets at least one fucking outfit they like. Not don't-hate, but like. And we got rid of all this shit nobody likes."
Us: "?!"
Biff: *holds up shirt* "Do ANY of you actually like this fucking thing?"
Us: "..."
Biff: *shoves into donate sack*
Us: "!!!!!!!! WHAT WILL WE WEAR"
Biff: "SHIT WE FUCKING LIKE THAT'S WHAT"
( Our magical clothes shopping adventure where nobody gets murdered in a fit of wardrobe wrath. )