How (Almost) Everyone Started Running
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lb_leeRogan: I‘m going to do it! I’m gonna start running a mile every day!
Mac (who has the energy of a Jack Russell terrier): YESSSS AT LAST! WORKOUT BOYFRIENDS!
Rogan (the first week): eesh jeez this is hard.
Mac: YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU! It gets better after the first week.
Biff: hey wha’cha doing? Running? Sure I’ll join.
Mac: YES BOYFRIEND RUNNING TIME I AM SO HAPPY
Biff (wheezing like a steam engine): Fuck shit why you fuckers do this for fun this fucking sucks
Mac: it gets better after the first week!
Rogan: I verify the accuracy of this statement.
Biff: AIN’T NO ONE ASKED YOU FUZZ I ain’t getting outjocked by YOUR nerd ass
Grey: *silently joins because she’s been running miles a day at dawn for twenty years and what’s one more later?*
Mac: I have reached peak joy. I don’t think I can be happier than this.
Mori: I find myself in need of blowing off steam, can I join?
Mac: NEVER MIND
Mori: holy shit I figured with the vessel pre-adjusted it’d be easy but this is TERRIBLE, you fuckers do this for fun?
Mac: I swear it gets better after the first week!
Rogan: It’s true.
Mori: *looks to Biff, the only source she trusts*
Biff: (siiiiiiigh) it true.
Mori: well, I sure ain’t getting out-aerobiced by YOUR pack-a-day smokestack ass so guess I’m doing it! *looks at Rawlin* Why aren’t YOU bitching and moaning?
Rawlin: Enduring life. I don’t need to adjust; my body naturally handles it.
Mori: UGH I HATE YOU.
Miranda: I loathe exercise on principle as a lady of leisure, but you lot are increasingly doing morning meetings while running and apparently I love organizing more than I hate exercise, so...
Mac: you can wear a cute little running outfit!
Miranda: Sold.
Miranda: OH GOD THIS IS AWFUL
Everyone else (except Rawlin): It gets better after the first week.
Miranda: I would certainly hope so! Ugh!
Mac: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY EVERYONE IS WORKING OUT WITH ME ;_;
Bob: I’m not. I have a bad heart. I am sitting in a lawn chair, watching you guys run, and drinking coffee instead.
Falcon: I have no health excuse, Bob is just the only other person here who appreciates a decent cup of coffee.
Sneak: I don’t need to run, I’m a superhero! I fly. ^_^
Mori: cheater. Gigi, you running or not?
Gigi: you’ll find out. owo (disappears into the trees)
Mac (who has the energy of a Jack Russell terrier): YESSSS AT LAST! WORKOUT BOYFRIENDS!
Rogan (the first week): eesh jeez this is hard.
Mac: YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU! It gets better after the first week.
Biff: hey wha’cha doing? Running? Sure I’ll join.
Mac: YES BOYFRIEND RUNNING TIME I AM SO HAPPY
Biff (wheezing like a steam engine): Fuck shit why you fuckers do this for fun this fucking sucks
Mac: it gets better after the first week!
Rogan: I verify the accuracy of this statement.
Biff: AIN’T NO ONE ASKED YOU FUZZ I ain’t getting outjocked by YOUR nerd ass
Grey: *silently joins because she’s been running miles a day at dawn for twenty years and what’s one more later?*
Mac: I have reached peak joy. I don’t think I can be happier than this.
Mori: I find myself in need of blowing off steam, can I join?
Mac: NEVER MIND
Mori: holy shit I figured with the vessel pre-adjusted it’d be easy but this is TERRIBLE, you fuckers do this for fun?
Mac: I swear it gets better after the first week!
Rogan: It’s true.
Mori: *looks to Biff, the only source she trusts*
Biff: (siiiiiiigh) it true.
Mori: well, I sure ain’t getting out-aerobiced by YOUR pack-a-day smokestack ass so guess I’m doing it! *looks at Rawlin* Why aren’t YOU bitching and moaning?
Rawlin: Enduring life. I don’t need to adjust; my body naturally handles it.
Mori: UGH I HATE YOU.
Miranda: I loathe exercise on principle as a lady of leisure, but you lot are increasingly doing morning meetings while running and apparently I love organizing more than I hate exercise, so...
Mac: you can wear a cute little running outfit!
Miranda: Sold.
Miranda: OH GOD THIS IS AWFUL
Everyone else (except Rawlin): It gets better after the first week.
Miranda: I would certainly hope so! Ugh!
Mac: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY EVERYONE IS WORKING OUT WITH ME ;_;
Bob: I’m not. I have a bad heart. I am sitting in a lawn chair, watching you guys run, and drinking coffee instead.
Falcon: I have no health excuse, Bob is just the only other person here who appreciates a decent cup of coffee.
Sneak: I don’t need to run, I’m a superhero! I fly. ^_^
Mori: cheater. Gigi, you running or not?
Gigi: you’ll find out. owo (disappears into the trees)
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Date: 2024-12-21 06:56 am (UTC)Reading this entry gives me more motivation though, so after this I'm probably going to do my stretching routine to prepare myself to go to bed, lol. And tomorrow, I hope to do it again in the morning. Thanks for the extra motivation!! Y'all are AWESOME! :)