Scribbles and Bits

My funniest miracle cure is when a guy told me that the secret to curing my disability was soaking my legs in sea water and then laying in the sun. He said this right before I left for a beach vacation, so I technically did do this one (as an unrelated normal beach activity) and can tell you 1) it doesn’t work and 2) quack remedies that consist of me doing stuff I’d do anyway and not paying someone extra money for the privilege are the best one. So hopefully, if someone does push a quack remedy, it’ll be something like “Eating chocolate makes you singlet.”