THE HOUSE IS SO CLEAN
Mori: on Monday evening, while Rogan was pancaking after the Anarchist Book Fair (which became our biggest moneymaker of the year, gross AND net, holy shit) our roommates TIDYNADOED the apartment.
Everything is so clean now, guys. SO CLEAN. I could lick the countertops. And the house inspector came so now we have smoke alarms, and maybe other shit will get fixed! Biff just cackled and rubbed his hands together like the Devil meeting Donald Trump and went to reorganize the Tupperware drawer. (We all have hobbies.)
Another mouse got caught, this time by one of the roomies' old-school snapcrack traps. RIP mouse. Eat cheese in glory.
Everything is so clean now, guys. SO CLEAN. I could lick the countertops. And the house inspector came so now we have smoke alarms, and maybe other shit will get fixed! Biff just cackled and rubbed his hands together like the Devil meeting Donald Trump and went to reorganize the Tupperware drawer. (We all have hobbies.)
Another mouse got caught, this time by one of the roomies' old-school snapcrack traps. RIP mouse. Eat cheese in glory.