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lb_lee ([personal profile] lb_lee) wrote2024-12-18 01:18 pm
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How (Almost) Everyone Started Running

Rogan: I‘m going to do it! I’m gonna start running a mile every day!

Mac (who has the energy of a Jack Russell terrier): YESSSS AT LAST! WORKOUT BOYFRIENDS!

Rogan (the first week): eesh jeez this is hard.

Mac: YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU! It gets better after the first week.

Biff: hey wha’cha doing? Running? Sure I’ll join.

Mac: YES BOYFRIEND RUNNING TIME I AM SO HAPPY

Biff (wheezing like a steam engine): Fuck shit why you fuckers do this for fun this fucking sucks

Mac: it gets better after the first week!

Rogan: I verify the accuracy of this statement.

Biff: AIN’T NO ONE ASKED YOU FUZZ I ain’t getting outjocked by YOUR nerd ass

Grey: *silently joins because she’s been running miles a day at dawn for twenty years and what’s one more later?*

Mac: I have reached peak joy. I don’t think I can be happier than this.

Mori: I find myself in need of blowing off steam, can I join?

Mac: NEVER MIND

Mori: holy shit I figured with the vessel pre-adjusted it’d be easy but this is TERRIBLE, you fuckers do this for fun?

Mac: I swear it gets better after the first week!

Rogan: It’s true.

Mori: *looks to Biff, the only source she trusts*

Biff: (siiiiiiigh) it true.

Mori: well, I sure ain’t getting out-aerobiced by YOUR pack-a-day smokestack ass so guess I’m doing it! *looks at Rawlin* Why aren’t YOU bitching and moaning?

Rawlin: Enduring life. I don’t need to adjust; my body naturally handles it.

Mori: UGH I HATE YOU.

Miranda: I loathe exercise on principle as a lady of leisure, but you lot are increasingly doing morning meetings while running and apparently I love organizing more than I hate exercise, so...

Mac: you can wear a cute little running outfit!

Miranda: Sold.

Miranda: OH GOD THIS IS AWFUL

Everyone else (except Rawlin): It gets better after the first week.

Miranda: I would certainly hope so! Ugh!

Mac: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY EVERYONE IS WORKING OUT WITH ME ;_;

Bob: I’m not. I have a bad heart. I am sitting in a lawn chair, watching you guys run, and drinking coffee instead.

Falcon: I have no health excuse, Bob is just the only other person here who appreciates a decent cup of coffee.

Sneak: I don’t need to run, I’m a superhero! I fly. ^_^

Mori: cheater. Gigi, you running or not?

Gigi: you’ll find out. owo (disappears into the trees)

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